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作者 zunshing (阿信)
標題 [笑話] 拜神求子
時間 Sun Feb  3 22:19:46 2013


有一個啞巴知道生男生女的秘訣

吸引許多夫妻前往尋問

第一對夫妻前往詢問生女孩的方法

甲:「得女其法為何?」

啞巴寫下「欲得其法,先行佈施」

甲連忙要求妻子去發送白米、衣服給貧苦人家

之後啞巴微笑著指著神明桌

甲:「拜神乎?」

啞巴點了點頭

甲:「拜何神?」

啞巴拿出硃砂塗在臉上

夫妻連忙道謝離開

第二對夫妻想問生男孩的方法

乙:「得男其法為何?」

啞巴寫下「欲得其法,茹素半載」

乙嫌麻煩便拉著妻子走出門外

第三對夫妻也想問生男孩的方法

卻被第二對夫妻聽到

於是他們便躲在窗外看啞巴會傳授何種方法

啞巴開出同樣的條件

第三對夫妻則是欣然同意

便寫下立願書並向上天立誓

丙:「得男其法為何?」

啞巴依然指了指神明桌

丙:「拜神乎?」

啞巴點了點頭便走到門旁指著天上的眉月

第三對夫妻十分開心就離開了

而第二對夫妻在看到啞巴的舉動後

也暗自竊喜偷偷地離開

十個月後甲及丙都到了啞巴家中感謝

突然間乙來到啞巴面前破口大罵

甲及丙連忙阻止

乙:「汝拜何神,為何得子?」

甲:「吾按其法,面赤為神,應為關公,故得一女」

甲拜了關公,因為把公(男性)關住了,所以求得女孩;

丙:「吾按其法,遙指眉月,應為包公,故得一男」

丙拜了包公,因為包生公,所以求得男孩;

丙:「汝按其法,未嘗得子?」

乙恍然大悟痛哭失聲

乙:「吾本欲求男,雖得一子,但既非得男,亦非得女,是謂不男不女」

甲大驚:「汝拜何神?」

乙:「吾見啞者指月,故拜嫦娥」


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ambri:鵝鵝鵝鵝 哈哈哈哈哈263F 02/07 15:45

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1樓 時間: 2013-02-07 22:02:07 (台灣)
  02-07 22:02 TW
嫦娥,常鵝 粒精表示:鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝~~ 怪不得不男不女
2樓 時間: 2013-02-07 22:35:25 (台灣)
  02-07 22:35 TW
深度文推
3樓 時間: 2013-02-08 09:26:53 (台灣)
  02-08 09:26 TW
鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝 鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝 鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝 鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝 鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝
4樓 時間: 2013-02-08 10:54:51 (台灣)
  02-08 10:54 TW
此為高級笑話!!!太高深莫測了~~~~~
5樓 時間: 2013-02-27 16:52:45 (台灣)
  02-27 16:52 TW
山下一群鵝,噓一聲趕落河,落河捉鵝醫肚餓,吃完回家玩老婆
r)回覆 e)編輯 d)刪除 M)收藏 ^x)轉錄 同主題: =)首篇 [)上篇 ])下篇