[轉寄][笑話] 小明~ 快去念書 - P_qman板

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作者 pablo1126 (太陽餅)
標題 [笑話] 小明~ 快去念書
時間 Sun Jul 17 00:10:28 2011

小明很喜歡打電動

有一天他打電動打到忘了隔天要考線性代數~~

他的媽媽告訴他說 "小明快去念書!! 明天要考試!!"

小明這才察覺到隔天要考試

見笑轉生氣的回了一句 "劉子千吳敦義，馬英九，現在都幾點了 "

"你說啥" 小明的媽蠻臉疑惑的問??

正在看報紙的小明的爸說 "我懂了"

"他說的是〈念你媽的，不早說〉，現在都幾點了"

語畢~~ 小明被揍了一頓......

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